Cell Phone Psychology

I have heard complaints
About male cell phone users
Who disconnect sex
The moment their phones become aroused
Debunking Freud
Vocal organs far outdistancing sexual ones
Penis the tangled and unnecessary cord
Ego is how cool the turtle shell sounds
When your wrist snaps it open and shut
Open
Shut
The id dazed and confused
Its most powerful rivals to date?
Mama, the Bible, the Belt.
Superego miffed, ignored in the corner
Arms crossed, toes tapping,
Whining
How Much
How Much
How Much
Is This Call Going to Cost?
Hullo, zhis is Sigmund
I’m not home right now, but zhere’s somesing perhaps I most tell you --
Vhen ze cell phone she yomps into bed vis you
Sheck to see zhere are enough pillows.